The green grass I have been so patiently waiting for isn't anywhere in sight. All I see is tiny white snowflakes right now. Really?!?!? Could we please strike up some sort of bargain?!? I'm pretty sure I would just about sell my soul for a little bit of sunshine right now! I also think that if you don't start cooperating soon, you are going to have a lot of SAD people wandering around, and that isn't really safe for anyone!
Your cooperation in this matter would be greatly appreciated (ASAP preferably).